- Chloe (at work at the museum, giving a tour): "...and finally, we have a Los Angeles red car. These were everywhere in L.A. until the mid-1950s when the routes were converted to bus lines, but you can still find its track all over L.A., including just outside on Mission Street."
- Man in crowd (hand raised): "Miss centaur!" "Miss centaur!" "Did horses reeeally once pull the streetcars?" *snicker snicker*.
- Chloe (irritably): "For about twenty years." "And then when motors were invented, they stopped." "Like this tour."
- *The crowd disperses, and Lynne is in the back in her wheelchair.* Chloe (waving): "Thanks all for coming!" "Next tour is tomorrow at ten!"
- Lynne: "Ready to go?" Chloe: "I swear there's one in every crowd." Lynne: "Audiences can be the worst. Today during autographs I got three marriage proposals and a dozen propositions."
- Chloe (pulls out an apple and starts eating it): "You need better crowds." "Mine at least offer me something I can eat." *chomp* Lynne grimaces.
Characters: Chloe, Lynne
Pro tip: You really shouldn't piss off the tour guide when she can buck you into last week.
— Inker