#320. Chlork Miscellaneous Specials
#320 *
Sep. 9, 2026
- Zia (pops in excitedly): "Hey, you two! Guess what?" Chloe (holding Mark's hand): "Good God, do I want to know?"
- Zia (brightly, sticking her finger at her mouth): "The Internet has a couple name for you!" "They're calling you Chlork!" "It's like 'Clark,' only with more 'hoark' or 'urk' in it, like you're trying to vomit!"
- Chloe and Mark look down at Zia, slightly aghast. Zia make an exaggerated green gagging face like she's going to vomit. Zia: *hoark* *urk*
- Mark (frowning down at Zia): "Your roommate is really unsettling." Chloe (looking away): "I mean, I guess it's better than 'Moe...'"
Characters: Chloe, Mark, Zia
Don't look at me. You guys picked the name.
— Inker