- Zia (on the phone): "Uh huh." "I'll take care." "Adiós, Mamá. Adiós, Papá."
- Chloe: "So how'd yours go?" Zia: "As well as can be expected."
- Zia: "My parents said I must have done something even more awful than usual to be turned into a serpent demon spawned from the deepest bowels of hell and they will pray that the devil will be cast out of my soul." "But otherwise, it went well."
- Chloe: "My Dad wants to drive nails into my feet, and my Mom wants to ride my ass until sunrise." Zia: "Let's call it a tie."
Characters: Chloe, Zia
This is about as risqué as the language in Day Two is ever going to get, but the joke was just too good not to use it.
— Inker