- Chloe and Lynne, seated at the cafe table. Waiter: "...and the lunch special is our house cobb salad with spicy tomato butter soup. But can I get you ladies something to drink first?"
- Chloe: "What's the stiffest drink you have?" Waiter: "We don't serve alcohol, sorry." Lynne: "That's okay by me, I don't drink."
- Chloe (darkly): "Fine then. I'll take a Coke." Lynne (darkly): "Diet Coke."
- Waiter (nervous): "Yikes. I served Cthulhu and a talking centipede this morning, and you two are still way scarier."
Characters: Chloe, Lynne, Waiter
Let's hear it for the restaurant workers, who put up with unspeakable horrors every day for way too small a paycheck. Tip your waiter, folks!
— Inker