#328. Reader Mail 2026: Lightning Round Reader Mail Month 2026
#328 *
Nov. 11, 2026
- Zia (holding up a question card): "We're going too slow, so it's time for the lightning round!" "These questions are for both of us!" "Question one! Where would you most want to travel?"
- Chloe (dreamily, beside a picture of the Eiffel Tower): "I've heard Paris is so romantic." Zia (shouting, beside a picture of a tequila bottle and shot glasses): "Drunk off my ass on tequila at every bar in Mexico City!"
- Zia: "Question two! What would you think if you got turned into a mermaid?"
- Chloe (shrugging): "I mean, I guess it's more normal than the horse." Zia (tossing the card away): "My butt's green and I don't have feet either way!"
- Zia: "Question three! What's the dodgiest new product that's been marketed to your new species?" "That's easy!" "A bag of fake giant plastic leaves for your bedroom." "Like seriously, that's too tacky even for me."
- Chloe (frowning hard): "Celebrity breeding phantoms 'for him.'" Zia (grimacing): "You win."
Characters: Chloe, Zia
Don't look at me, you people wrote the questions.
— Inker