- Chloe and Zia, playing checkers. Zia: "So how about your family?" Chloe: "I have a younger sister. She's — " Zia: "?"
- Chloe: "Lynne was always the pretty one. My parents said she's a mermaid now." "With a green tail to match her red hair." "And she just signed with Disney for six figures."
- Zia: "My sister Angel is an actual Angel now. With wings." Chloe: "Ouch."
- Zia: "Shall I make the jello shots?" Chloe: "Use the good vodka in my sock drawer."
Characters: Chloe, Zia
If you're an only child, you definitely won't get this. If you have siblings, then may your relationship be the only one in the history of the world that isn't complicated.
— Inker