#237. ZiCo® Tail-Handed Steak Knives! Infomercials
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#237 *
Apr. 20, 2025
- Zia: "Do you live in a world made for right-handed people?" "Do you wish stores would cater to those with different dexterity?"
- Zia: "Introducing ZiCo® brand Tail-Handed Steak Knives!" "Steak knives for the rest of us!" "Uniquely designed for those with busy hands or even no hands at all!" "Fully usable by any ambidextrous tail, just strap it on and slice and dice to your heart's content!"
- Zia: "Watch these patent-pending never-dull knives slice perfectly through both a tomato and an oak block!" Zia: "Perfect for cooking, baking, butchering, and even carpentry!" Zia: "Call now!!!"
- Zia: "Warning: Do not attach ZiCo® brand Tail-Handed Steak Knives to sentient limbs. Warranty void if body is not fully under your control." Chloe (fleeing Zia's tail with the knife) "Aaaaaaaaa!"
Character: Zia
Me: This seems like something you'd buy, Serass. And then use for all the wrong reasons >_>''
Serass: I need this xD
Serass: I want one for each of my tentacles
Me: Giving Zia money is a bad idea. If you're lucky she'll spend it on video games. If you're less lucky, she'll spend it on a project to blow up Neptune. >_>
Serass: I already had decided to spend money on Zia, you dont have to say more to convince me darling <3
— Inker