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#243. ZiCo® Clothing Disintegrator! Infomercials

ZiCo® Clothing Disintegrator!
#243 * Jun. 1, 2025
  1. Zia (holds up a yellow shirt reading "AAYYY MACARENA"): "Do you have embarrassing old clothes you need to get rid of?" "Would you donate your old clothes to those in need, but you're really just too lazy?"
  2. Zia (blasts the shirt with a ray gun): "Introducing the ZiCo® brand Clothing Disintegrator!" "Guaranteed to vaporize your old clothing in less than 0.3 seconds flat!"
  3. Zia: "Stained shirts?" "Gone!" "Unfortunate pants?" "Gone!" "'Vintage' tuxedo?" "Gone!" "Your roommate's ugly blouse?" "Gone!"
  4. Chloe: "You do realize you can't sell people a supervillain disintegrator ray, don't you?" Zia (next to a pile of parts): "Act now and we'll throw in a Doomsday Device Kit free!"
Characters: Chloe, Zia

According to my wife, I do actually need this product >_>

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Also, hey, happy birthday me, and this time it really is a square.


— Inker