Honestly, you could do worse for a bodyguard than someone who's 300 pounds of solid muscle.
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...aaaaand with this, we go on break, at last, finally. I've been posting comics nonstop since May 29 — nearly a full year — and I really need to take a break to work on the script and build up a buffer for the next chapter. Current plan is to start it in June or July, whenever I'm able to get enough prepared that I feel comfortable starting it. I promise it won't be a year-long hiatus this time; but I won't start posting any of chapter 6 until I'm certain I'll be able to post all of it.
So, short break, a couple of months — and then Day Two will be back with chapter 6, "Angel's Among Us"!