- Young Chloe (walking with Adult Chloe): "I just can't believe I'm going turn into a centaur when I'm 25."
- Adult Chloe: "Yeah, I —" "— I'm not sure I should be telling you this, but —" "— there's going to be a big accident, and a lot of people all over the world end up as weirdo freaks and monsters." "I've been stuck like this for months." "Sorry."
- Young Chloe (shrugs): "I don't know, it seems kinda cool, like something out of a fantasy movie." Adult Chloe: "!"
- Adult Chloe (stops walking): "What!?" "When did we ever watch fantasy movies?" "You and I both know that backpack only has English papers and history essays in it!"
- Young Chloe (frowning, reaching into the backpack): "...and unicorn stickers, and photos of Orlando Bloom...?"
- Adult Chloe (facepalm): "Oh, God, I forgot I had a crush on him." Young Chloe (irritated): "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."
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Don't worry, Chloe, everybody was a teenager once.
— Inker