- Zia (in front of whiteboard): "The universe is like an ugly Christmas sweater. Knit or purl, left or right, as long as all the threads are there, it's fine."
- Zia: "Take a few threads away, and the whole thing starts to unravel, and you can't see the picture of Rudolph and Santa getting drunk anymore and it's only good for washing Dad's Maserati." "Add too many extra, and it gets all pilly and knotty and weird, so you give it to your sister Eliza and she ties it to the cat and you get blamed when the cat breaks the marble bust of Roberto Clemente."
- Zia: "So that's why you all now have to go home." "As I already said, something something something, space-time continuum." "You want to collapse the multiverse, go ahead and hang out here." "Me, I keep all my stuff in the multiverse, so I'd prefer if you didn't implode it."
- Zia3: "She makes a pretty good argument, doesn't she?" Zia2 (sagely): "Couldn't have said it better myself."
- Two (angry): "Dammit, both your worlds are way cooler than mine. This sucks!" Three (angry): "I'll say!" Kyle (angry).
- Zia (to Two, shrugging): "Explodey-go-boom, everything everywhere." Two: "Fine!" "Okay!" "I'm leaving!"
Characters: Kyle, Three, Two, Zia, Zia2, Zia3
I think I have to drop this class; I don't understand anything the professor says.
— Inker