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#145. FAQ #3 FAQ Month

FAQ #3
#145 * Jan. 15, 2023
  1. Zia: "A lot of people also ask: Don't you see anything at all positive about being a centaur?" Chloe: "I mean — at least I'm not a ball of mud. I don't have a split brain. I'm not a giant spider."
  2. Zia: "Don't go all doom and gloom! There has to be something positive about it!" Chloe: "Fine." "I can outrun my bicycle, so I sold it and bought a book instead."
  3. Zia: "A book?" Chloe (brightly): "A really nice new copy of 'Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire!'"
  4. Zia (facepalming): "You seriously traded a bicycle for a history book?" Chloe: "It's the full eight-volume set!" Zia: "That doesn't make it better."
Characters: Chloe, Zia

I love my books, but that's a bit much even for me.

Reminder: Everything written in *green* during FAQ Month is canon.

— Inker