- Zia: "Crimson-Dragon-King asks, 'Chloe, do you love horses? If so, what are your thoughts on being part horse as a Centaur?'" Chloe: "I liked horses when I was little, I guess. I dunno. I had 'My Little Ponies' growing up, but so did everybody."
- Chloe: "As for my thoughts on being part horse? Those are that this is insane and I hate it and if they ever find a cure I'll be the first in line waving a check shouting 'Take my money!'"
- Zia: "Oh, come on, it's not that bad." Chloe: "You can still fit through doorways and sit in chairs." Zia: "Point taken."
- Chloe: "Hmm. 'I hope the characters won't be spending the rest of the strip behind that poker table... getting kinda boring.'" Zia: "Should I mention the 'Poker Night' scripts Inker deleted?" Chloe: "Probably not."
- Zia: "Next question. 'I'd still would like to see Chloè bare chested and faces some obsticals with her centaur butt.'" "Dang. You want to touch that one?" Chloe: "Not really, no."
- Zia: "I think we should ask Inker how these questions were selected." Chloe (holding a baseball bat): "I'm right behind you."
Characters: Chloe, Zia
Why, they were selected from the most awkward questions I received, obviously. Now, wait, Chloe, just put the bat down...
— Inker