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#85. Safety First Chapter 4. Me, Myself, and Yikes

Safety First
Ch 4.4 * #85 * Oct. 25, 2020
  1. Chloe and Zia, outside the lab building. Sophia (at the door): "You're late, as usual." Zia: "A wizard is neither late, nor is she early; she arrives exactly when she means to."
  2. Sophia: "You brought your roommate?" Chloe: "Not willingly." Sophia: "That sounds like Zia." "Well, come on in. We're about to get started."
  3. Chloe (walking inside): "Is this going to be dangerous?" Zia: "Nah, it's fine! We run these tests all the time!"
  4. Sophia (pauses, pointing up): "But just in case — "
  5. Sophia (holds up safety goggles and points at the fire extinguisher): "— the hazmat suits are in there, you'll want these goggles, we have halon fire extinguishers every six feet, and, if needed, there are cyanide pills in the desk."
  6. Zia (irritably): "It's not that dangerous!" Sophia: "Last week you set my cactus on fire." Zia: "And I told you, I'll buy you another one!"
Characters: Chloe, Sophia, Zia

inb4 ze goggles do nothing...

— Inker