#164. ZiCo® Boob Tape! Infomercials
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#164 *
Nov. 12, 2023
- Zia (grabbing her breast): "Are you, like me, a member of the itty-bitty titty committee?" "Is your lifelong goal to get everyone to ogle you, just so you can piss them off by ignoring them?" "Have you tried everything you can to make the twins stand proud, but the volcanos just won't erupt?"
- Zia (holds up roll 3M of packing tape, and is wearing it as well): "Then have I got an amazing product for you!" "Introducing ZiCo® brand Boob Tape!" "Guaranteed to lift, separate, and yank at the eyeballs of everyone around you!"
- Zia: "Want more cleavage?" "BOOB TAPE!" "Want more curves?" "BOOB TAPE!" "Want to finally be treated like the object you deserve!?" "BOOB TAPE!"
- Chloe (reading a newspaper): "That's going to hurt when you take it off." Zia (holds up box of Band-Aids with the packing tape): "ACT NOW AND GET ZICO® BRAND NIP-SAVERS FREE!"
Characters: Chloe, Zia
I actually asked my wife whether she thought this was going too far. She thought it was funny, so... here ya go.
— Inker