#168. ZiCo® Pants-O-Matic! Infomercials
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#168 *
Dec. 10, 2023
- Zia (holding her tail): "Are you unable to wear pants?" "Do you have too many or too few legs?" "Are you constantly embarrassed and/or arrested just for slithering around half naked?"
- Zia (wearing pants, cut in half): "Introducing the ZiCo® brand Pants-O-Matic!" "No longer do you have to be left out by the fashion industry just because you're a mutant freak of nature!" (Chloe pokes her head in.)
- Zia: "Strap on the patented Invisi-Belt, secure it snug, and you can finally blend in with the Pants-O-Matic's signature denim-polyester look!" (Chloe is closer.)
- Zia: "The Pants-O-Matic comes in sizes small, medium, large, and elephant!" "OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!" "CALL NOW!" (Chloe closer still.)
- Chloe stands next to Zia, staring at her. Zia looks at Chloe nervously.
- Chloe (wide-eyed, holding out wallet): "I'll take three pairs, size centaur."
Characters: Chloe, Zia
We here at Day Two would like to thank ZiCo® Industries Inc. Ltd., a limited-liability corporation, for sponsoring Day Two; without the generous support of our sponsor, we couldn't bring you week after week of quality programming and content like this 😁
...we'll be taking a short break over the holidays, but on December 31, we'll resume Day Two with chapter 6: "Angel's Among Us!" Stay tuned, and don't touch that dial!
— Inker