#167. ZiCo® Shine Wax! Infomercials
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#167 *
Dec. 3, 2023
- Zia: "When you look in the mirror, are you disappointed by what you see?" "Would you be a movie star if only you had a chance to shine?" "Do you worry that your greens are gray, that your reds have yellowed, that your oranges are singing the blues?"
- Zia (holds up a small tub): "Well worry no more!" "Introducing ZICO® SHINE WAX!" "Guaranteed to make your scales shiny, clean, and brilliant or double your money back!" "Just wax it on, wipe it off, and your mutant body parts will shine like the sun!" "Works on lizards, reptiles, snakes, fish, dragons, robots, plastic, glass, and more!"
- Zia (holds up her tail, shining brilliantly so she has to hold her hand up to block the glow): "But you don't have to take my word for it!" "I'm not only the creator of ZiCo® Shine Wax, I'm also a customer!" "Look at that shine!" "You can't get a shine like that from any ordinary wax!"
- Chloe (pokes head in): "Zia, the NSA is at the door saying something about you blinding military satellites again?" Zia: "ACT NOW AND GET THE EVIDENCE OUT OF MY APARTMENT!"
Characters: Chloe, Zia
No snek that's a bad sne... eh, why do I even bother at this point?
— Inker