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Reader Mail Month #1
#39 * Nov. 3, 2019
  1. Chloe: "Hi, and welcome to Reader Mail Month, where we answer fan questions about Day Two! I'm Chloe Bloom, and with me to answer all your questions is my bonkers genius roommate, Zia Mendez!"
  2. Zia (pulls question from box): "Right! So let's jump right into it with our first question!" "NingyoShumi asks, 'How did the transformation feel? Was it instant or did it take time?'"
  3. Chloe: "Well, first imagine you're minding your own business, and then suddenly you have to take a poop." "So imagine you run to the bathroom." "Now imagine it's a really big poop." "Also it's a horse." "And it's stuck." "And it's there for the rest of your life."
  4. Zia: "What my grumpy roommate is trying to say is that the transformation wasn't fun and wasn't instantaneous, but it didn't take too long, and it could have been worse." Chloe: "Yeah, I could've turned completely into a horse."
  5. Zia: "Badass60 asks, 'Chloe, when you turned into a centaur, was it hard figuring out how to walk on four legs, or did you figure it out right away?'" Chloe: "There wasn't anything to figure out. Whatever happened to us, our brains warped too. I could walk right away, not that I wanted to."
  6. Zia: "Slithering was pretty natural for me too." "Followup question: 'Do you have any tips for anyone who has been newly transformed into a centaur?'" Chloe: "Yeah." "Don't."
Characters: Chloe, Zia

It's time for Reader Mail Month! Smashing down the fourth wall to answer all your fan questions, straight from the (half-)horse's mouth herself! Here we go! dance

— Inker