- Zia (angry): "Okay, you plebians, not all of you have sent in questions like you should for this year's Reader Mail Month." (offpanel) *beep* *beep*
- Zia (holds up a remote control with her tail and points at it): "Now, if you play along like good little readers and send in your questions, I won't need to push this button, will I? I didn't think so." (remote) *beep* *beep*
- Chloe (pointing): "What does that do?" Zia (grins evilly): "Nothing bad! It's completely legal in over eleven countries!" Chloe: "I really don't think threatening the fans is a good idea." (remote) *beep*
- Zia (disappointed): "Aw, can't I just blow them up a little bit?" Chloe: "No." Zia: "What about the ones who read us on the toilet?" Chloe: "Well — still no." (remote) *beep* *beep*
Characters: Chloe, Zia
Erm, as Zia suggested, if you haven't sent in questions for Reader Mail Month, please do so promptly 😉
— Inker