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#166. ZiCo® Fart-inator! Infomercials

ZiCo® Fart-inator!
#166 * Nov. 26, 2023
  1. Zia: "You've tried everything, but it just won't go away." "Parties ruined." "Movies ruined." "Dates ruined." "Quiet afternoons destroyed." "Even when you're asleep, it suddenly attacks." "Does this sound familiar?"
  2. Zia (holds up vacuum cleaner): "Now, at last you can finally find relief!" "Introducing the ZiCo® brand Fart-inator!" "Guaranteed to suck up every offending odor or double your money back!" (Vrrrr.)
  3. Zia: "Methane? GONE!" "Sulfides? GONE!" "Ammonia? GONE!" "Ultimate Texas Bean-urrito? GONE!" "No matter what the stank, the ZiCo® brand Fart-inator can tornado it away like a cheap trailer park!"
  4. Chloe (irritably): "You already did this joke." Zia: "ACT NOW and we'll throw in a free Butt Shammy™ for polishing even the dullest of rear ends!" Chloe: "Can't you just clean the living room like a normal person?"
Characters: Chloe, Vrrrr, Zia

I could really go for an Ultimate Texas Bean-urrito right about now >_>


— Inker