#166. ZiCo® Fart-inator!
Infomercials
- Zia: "You've tried everything, but it just won't go away." "Parties ruined." "Movies ruined." "Dates ruined." "Quiet afternoons destroyed." "Even when you're asleep, it suddenly attacks." "Does this sound familiar?"
- Zia (holds up vacuum cleaner): "Now, at last you can finally find relief!" "Introducing the ZiCo® brand Fart-inator!" "Guaranteed to suck up every offending odor or double your money back!" (Vrrrr.)
- Zia: "Methane? GONE!" "Sulfides? GONE!" "Ammonia? GONE!" "Ultimate Texas Bean-urrito? GONE!" "No matter what the stank, the ZiCo® brand Fart-inator can tornado it away like a cheap trailer park!"
- Chloe (irritably): "You already did this joke." Zia: "ACT NOW and we'll throw in a free Butt Shammy™ for polishing even the dullest of rear ends!" Chloe: "Can't you just clean the living room like a normal person?"
Characters: Chloe, Vrrrr, Zia
I could really go for an Ultimate Texas Bean-urrito right about now >_>
— Inker